Our fan of the month comes from somewhere deep in the Croatian mountains. Uri Croatia, as he likes to be called, is an avid reader of Unicorns and Dynamite and was kind enough to send us these photos. Look at these amazing photos! How could I not make him the first ever Unicorns and Dynamite fan of the month.
A few fun facts about Uri....
Uri works part time at a deli located in the back of a local brothel. His favorite meat is spiced Minx and Raven jerky.
He is in love with Sunglass Hut and hopes to own one someday
He is the number 1 bed model in Croatia
The Russian mafia hates him for his awesome good looks
He wants to come to America because he thinks Skittles is our version of Ecstasy and is legal.
Well, Thank You Uri, for these amazing photos and congrats on being Unicorns and Dynamite first ever fan of the month
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