Merry Christmas!!!

Merry Christmas to all!!

I just received the best present that may just bring true peace on earth!!!

COLD TURKEY Ep. 1

Here is the first full episode of the web series, COLD TURKEY.

Betty

Bipolar Betty was oh-so pretty
Yet deep inside her, there was something to pity
A genuine smile, and a laugh that was flirty
...but it was all fake, just like her titties

She cried all the time; I tried to understand
Finally got it out,  her dad left her abandoned
I was always there, but she said she was alone
One day I left, and she begged me to come home

In the end it didn't matter
She found new hope in those who didn't  know her
All this attention, she never got from her father; hope it works out and doesn't end up like her mother
...who was locked up -- for being Bipolar

URGE TO PURGE

    I originally started this blog a few years ago as a means to just put up the occasional rant when I was feeling mouthy. A few stupid pics, links, rants and the bogus character profile I made up (Uri Croatia), is all that has been of Unicorns & Dynamite, so far.
  
    Up until now, I never really felt like I had anything worth writing about on any kind of social media platform. It was never really my thing. I subscribed to a few blogs/sites, but it was mostly music and film related. I've searched for answers or info on certain things when I needed to, but for the most part I just never paid attention to the whole lot of it. I find the vast, growing world of the Internet amazing in many ways, but very fucking annoying in others. Just on the fence about it, ya know?

    Yet lately, as I've grown a bit older and life has thrown some generous curve balls my way, I've been getting this incredible urge to purge. Sure I could write it in a diary or journal made from the skin of the dead (I kid), but that's getting old and for fuck sake I can barely read my own hand-writing.

   That being said, I hope to fill these infinite pages with my insanity as much as possible and I hope the small lot of you will continue to follow and enjoy it. If not, you can always see what Oprah is eating here: http://keradangerous.com/oprah-dont-need-no-stinking-oscar-shes-won-at-life/oprah-eats-corn-dog/


      Patrick

  

Cold Turkey 2014 teaser

Wow! It has been a hell of a long time since my last post. Almost 2
whole years. So, with that being said I think it's time to start posting
again on a regular basis.

Here - if anything - is one of the main reasons I've been absent from posting for so long.



Tootles.