No sleep = posting random thoughts while sewer dwelling

     Don't cook bacon naked.

     Elon Musk is the Anti-christ.

     Yes Idiot, the world is flat.

     Everything causes Cancer
   
     You CAN control your dreams when you're sleeping

     56% of the worlds population is afraid of needles, and that's why most of us aren't junkies.

     Los Angeles sucks

     Sparkling water is just like pop, but without the brown and cancer

     Who the fuck has ever gotten sick from eating raw cookie dough?

     Tea Tree oil is minty gasoline.

     Farts are but whispers of the soul

     I had a paste addiction

    The very first Time Travelers failed; Kardashians are still alive.

    I don't always use a period

    Women were born not completely hole

    Vomit will eat away a brick but corn is impervious???

    I almost crashed when playing double bass with my gas & break pedal

    Who is in control of the great turd collector?

    

    

     

Winter

....In all its glory.

Enjoy,

U&D

More Metal

The world is really quite the shit-slurp lately. Maybe it really is the end of days, no? I've always believed I'd see the world burn in my lifetime and I know others who feel just the same.

For now though, I'll just keep collecting my sweet metal albums and bullets.
Which kinda brings me to my quick little point: Al Sharpton needs to listen to more metal.

I care not to elaborate right now for glorious food awaits, but I just might later if it feels fitting to do so.

So enjoy this classic Metallica video I've been jamming out to all week.

Cheers!
P.

Stuff

Hey People,

I've got some photography stuff up over at Redbubble if interested.

http://www.redbubble.com/people/patricko

Merry Christmas!!!

Merry Christmas to all!!

I just received the best present that may just bring true peace on earth!!!

COLD TURKEY Ep. 1

Here is the first full episode of the web series, COLD TURKEY.

Betty

Bipolar Betty was oh-so pretty
Yet deep inside her, there was something to pity
A genuine smile, and a laugh that was flirty
...but it was all fake, just like her titties

She cried all the time; I tried to understand
Finally got it out,  her dad left her abandoned
I was always there, but she said she was alone
One day I left, and she begged me to come home

In the end it didn't matter
She found new hope in those who didn't  know her
All this attention, she never got from her father; hope it works out and doesn't end up like her mother
...who was locked up -- for being Bipolar